Dressage or Cocaine?

There are many sayings regarding daughters and horses. And they all have a certain ring of truth to them.

My daughters have uttered these to me in the past:

“Better the stalls than the malls.”

I would argue better than golf courses too.

“It keeps your daughters busy, tired and smelling like horse shit.”

Ode de cheval – a fragrance that will keep most boys away.

 [Dressage is] “As addictive as cocaine…and twice as expensive”

Nuff said!

 

 (Source: I have no idea. It was send to me by my DDDDD)

And the longer you’ve been in it, the more you will come up with yourself. For example, a few that I have come up with all on my own:

“Horses teach girls how to handle large, dumb animals.”

A life skill that is certain to help them in the future (i.e. think marriage).

“Instead of a 500-horsepower, 2-seater, red convertible, I spent all my money on a 1-horsepower, 1-seater, red convertible”

So much for satisfying one’s midlife crisis!

Please share any you have in the comments below.
Cheers,

DDD